When people ask me how my diet is different being a vegetarian.

When people ask me how my diet is different being a vegetarian.
Me whenever an undergrad tells me anything.
A rare behind the scene look at Tumblrbots in action.
When anyone asks me why I had no idea about the hot new album everyone is listening to.
Suzi Q calls this guy a turtle, but he looks more like a tortoise to me. He appears to have a rounded shell and limbs (not paddle like flippers). Also, he’s not in a tank.
When seeking mental health treatment, people often request to work with a female psychologist (it is commonly assumed women will be more sympathetic and less judgmental regarding emotional issues).
What your cat is really saying when he’s meowing at you.
Whenever I see a spider.
(But I’m a professional animal handler and I just evict them and never hurt them).
My daily defense (I always seem to embarrass myself in stranger and more inexplicable ways with each passing month).
People always talk about Ginguiser being a low tier mech show, but in the end it works (somehow).